Try this one

Who is your REAL FRIEND? Dog Or Wife?
This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
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Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

Well that would depend on how pwipped you are, is the "bark" more painful than the bite from the pooch....:grin:

I don't know about Freakville, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to marry a dog in Pennsylvania.


...the four legged kind anyway.

reminds me of this

If your wife is locked out at the front door, and your dog is locked out at the back door. Wife is screaming to let her in and dog is barking to let it in.... which do you let in first ??

Simple.... the dog. It will shut up once inside.


-RPM

I don't know about Freakville, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to marry a dog in Pennsylvania.


...the four legged kind anyway.


and you know this....why?

and you know this....why?
I, uh... :blush:..I don't know for sure, but I have heard from a guy I was in prison with that knew this other guy....

:rolling: