moparstuart
10-20-2010, 08:11 AM
Subject: That Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee as a
surprise present for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
most sheer, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs and model it for
him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'This is so sheer it might as well be nothing. I
won't put it on, but I'll model in the altogether, then return it
tomorrow,
and keep the refund.'
She comes downstairs naked and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least have
ironed it!'
He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee as a
surprise present for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
most sheer, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs and model it for
him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'This is so sheer it might as well be nothing. I
won't put it on, but I'll model in the altogether, then return it
tomorrow,
and keep the refund.'
She comes downstairs naked and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least have
ironed it!'
He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.