SCredneck
11-29-2008, 11:09 PM
A girl walks into a bar in Texas, orders a beer and sits down at the
bar where a Mexican and an Iraqi are also drinking beers.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, then catches her glass. She says, "In Texas we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice".
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
bar where a Mexican and an Iraqi are also drinking beers.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, then catches her glass. She says, "In Texas we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice".
GOD BLESS AMERICA!