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02-02-2009, 12:46 PM
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahingesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it") The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English." The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahingesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-t in it") The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English." The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."