Priest and the Rabbi DON'T READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street on the way to an "Interfaith" luncheon. In front of them is a handsome 10 year old boy. The Priest says "I'd like to screw him!" The Rabbi says "Out of what?"

Nothing like good Sunday morning humor, very funny!

The priest was excited about the new K-Mart ad in the paper - boy's pants were half off! He got to the sale too late - Michael Jackson beat him to it!