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old married couple

Ron 73
09-02-2011, 07:20 PM
An old married couple was at home watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was switching back
And forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd514/ron19731/cid_FE3CB850265C4BC1B6DBFB0CF12CCEF.jpg

The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:

"For Pete's sake Herman! Leave it on the dadgummed porn channel. You already know how to fish!"

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FatJack
09-02-2011, 08:19 PM
Damn, that hit home!!!

Budnicks
09-07-2011, 01:26 PM
Good 1 RON

moparstuart
09-07-2011, 01:30 PM
Lol

alleyoopmgv
09-07-2011, 05:11 PM
Good one!

DianaWills
09-13-2011, 01:48 AM
Awesome stuff buddy………. Couldn’t stop laughing. Once I see this one just reminding me a nice joke. So check this out.

Wife: Darling...... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing honey….
Wife: Nothing...? Can’t be… You have been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour.
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date honey.

Ron 73
09-13-2011, 06:18 PM
LOL, That's funny, reminds me i havent seen our marriage certificate since we were married in 77, I wonder? cuz i WAS drinking that day! UMmmm... "OH dear" can i see our............... :eek: