Ron 73
09-27-2011, 07:22 PM
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
> >> after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second
> >> Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
> >> for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
> >>
> >> The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
> >> asked him what happened.
> >>
> >> The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
> >> talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
> >> to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
> >> wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
> >> after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second
> >> Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
> >> for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
> >>
> >> The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
> >> asked him what happened.
> >>
> >> The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
> >> talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
> >> to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
> >> wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...