69HEMICORONETR/TCONV
12-05-2009, 07:06 PM
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>
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
> over his mouth and nose.
>
> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only
> here to wash your upper body and feet.'
>
> 'He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
> black?'
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
> worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
> back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
> and his testicles in the other.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with
> them,Sir!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
> 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> closely......
>
> 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
>
>
:rolling:
>
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
> over his mouth and nose.
>
> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only
> here to wash your upper body and feet.'
>
> 'He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
> black?'
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
> worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
> back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
> and his testicles in the other.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with
> them,Sir!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
> 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> closely......
>
> 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
>
>
:rolling: