jeff foxworthy

>you might be Taliban if:
> > > >>
> >>1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
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> >>2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.
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> >>3. You have more wives than teeth.
> >>
> >>4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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> >>5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
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> >>6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
> >>
> >>7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
> >>
> >>8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
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> >>9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
> >>
> >>10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
> >>
> >>11. Your cousin is president of the United States
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> >>Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV
> >>
> >>there's been a marked drop in suicide bombing.
> >>
> >>Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn't realise
> >>
> >>what a virgin looks like. %0
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HaHa

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