Welding checklist

When I weld on the car, I go thru a mental checklist before I fire it up.

1) Battery disconnected?
2) Got argon?
3) Got surfaces cleaned?
4) Everything hooked up correctly?
5) Good ground?
6) Fire extinguisher ready?
7) Long pants?
8) Helmet?


New item to add to checklist:
9) Do pants have hole where the boys are? If yes, change them, if not, proceed with welding.

Yes boys and girls, when welding on your car, no matter what position you are in, a spark will fly off, and find it’s way in the hole in your pants where the boys are. The boys don’t like being burned.

Neither does my head as it hits the inner wheelhouse as I start yelling..

Could wear an asbestos banana hammock.

My son learned a important lesson while welding. Don't wear sandals!! He just wouldn't listen!! lol

BEEN THERE,DONE THAT
After the "BOYs" get a little toasted, I don't know what hurts the most, the Boys or my Head(with blood dripping from it) when I slammed it on the frame rail trying to get up:rolling:
:old_school:

:rolling: @ Pops

If I was that 3 headed dog Cerberus I could have..

naw.. never mind, this is a family board.. :)