mexican lion

This is the true story of a garage owner in New Mexico.




He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc. So he came up

with this idea. He put the word out that he had a new Mexican lion that would attack anyone

who would break in or climb his fence. Would-be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled

the scene in a panic.

The dog's probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his butt's so cold!

Hahaha !! :rolling: ... very clever, until someone hears it bark !!

That is great! I'm sure just having a dog that big might be a slight deterrent as well.

It's Mexico. His azz ain't cold, but that sweater has to be MURDER:rolling:

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Similar thing here... I work for the rail road and I got a set of train horns that were going to be scrapped. Brought them home and set them off a few times at irregular intervals till someone asked me what was going on. It happened to be the kid next door, who is of "questionable integrity".

I told him it's my garage alarm. I have them hooked to a motion detector and a solenoid, and anyone who comes in my garage while it's on will set it off. He said, "Man, that will deafen them" and I told him nope, I'll be picking their bodies up the next day. The horns are 180 decibles and that's enough to stop your heart and blow out all the windows in the garage if the doors are closed.

Sure is funny, even if I'm in there working, he will stick his head around the corner of the door and make sure it's safe to come in, even after 4 years. Guess the word spread, no one has ever broken in, and everyone is hesitant to come in the garage. Sometimes it pays to be the crazy old coot in the neighborhood.

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Similar thing here... I work for the rail road and I got a set of train horns that were going to be scrapped. Brought them home and set them off a few times at irregular intervals till someone asked me what was going on. It happened to be the kid next door, who is of "questionable integrity".

I told him it's my garage alarm. I have them hooked to a motion detector and a solenoid, and anyone who comes in my garage while it's on will set it off. He said, "Man, that will deafen them" and I told him nope, I'll be picking their bodies up the next day. The horns are 180 decibles and that's enough to stop your heart and blow out all the windows in the garage if the doors are closed.

Sure is funny, even if I'm in there working, he will stick his head around the corner of the door and make sure it's safe to come in, even after 4 years. Guess the word spread, no one has ever broken in, and everyone is hesitant to come in the garage. Sometimes it pays to be the crazy old coot in the neighborhood.
hahaha way to go

The dog's probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his butt's so cold!

Cool Dog! haha. Ahhh new Mexico weather, snowing in the morning and setting your hair on fire by lunchtime.

I used to live just outside albuqueque when I was 11... god i miss LottaBurger!!!

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Similar thing here... I work for the rail road and I got a set of train horns that were going to be scrapped. Brought them home and set them off a few times at irregular intervals till someone asked me what was going on. It happened to be the kid next door, who is of "questionable integrity".

I told him it's my garage alarm. I have them hooked to a motion detector and a solenoid, and anyone who comes in my garage while it's on will set it off. He said, "Man, that will deafen them" and I told him nope, I'll be picking their bodies up the next day. The horns are 180 decibles and that's enough to stop your heart and blow out all the windows in the garage if the doors are closed.

Sure is funny, even if I'm in there working, he will stick his head around the corner of the door and make sure it's safe to come in, even after 4 years. Guess the word spread, no one has ever broken in, and everyone is hesitant to come in the garage. Sometimes it pays to be the crazy old coot in the neighborhood.



Too Funny !