69 Runner
09-07-2008, 02:30 PM
G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair
reached for the aftershave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks,
Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said,"How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair
reached for the aftershave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks,
Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said,"How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like.