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Pantyhose Riddle



Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready?

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Answer:

10 little piggies,


2 calves,


1 ass,



and an unknown number of hares,



Come on, you know you're laughing!!!!



I can think of a couple more , just keeping it clean

don't forget a Kitty :rolling:

And a Beaver! (don't know how I missed this one before?)

Maybe a Mole or two! :rolling:

Clam ?

Is that the famous "Bearded Clam" ?

don't forget the fish.

tastes like SHRIMP:rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken....:tongueflap:

Could be a Dog! (Joe Montana use to wear them) :giggle:

Could be a Dog! (Joe Montana use to wear them) :giggle:


No,that was Joe Namath. No wonder he drinks;he has to live that moment down.

I said Namath didn't I :rolling: Thanks for the correction my friend:grin: