Handy tips & tricks in life

[Aarons Air]

I thought i'd start a thread where members list their fav tip or trick to doing things in life. Something we could all learn & benefit from. I'll start with one i picked up along the way.
When pouring liquids like paint thinner etc from a rectangular can, pour with the widest side parallel to the ground. This prevents the ( chugging) effect noticed when puring with the narrow side parallel.

 

[alsant]

Don’t eat the yellow snow!

 

[khryslerkid]

What's hers is hers and yours is hers.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Don’t eat the yellow snow!

And while we're on the subject, never, ever pee into the wind.

 

[Glenwood]

And while we're on the subject, never, ever pee into the wind.

Or spit
Or sneeze

 

[HALIFAXHOPS]

Never ever trust a fart if your over 50!

 

[MarPar]

And while we're on the subject, never, ever pee into the wind.

 

[moparnation74]

Never ever trust a fart if your over 50!

Peek a boo...poo....lol

 

[khryslerkid]

Don’t eat the yellow snow!

Short version...

 

[moparnation74]

 

[Aarons Air]

Hmmm. Maybe i should have posted this in the jokes & funny stuff section.

 

[khryslerkid]

When working on something and smash your thumb, or bust a knuckle, don't repeat the same procedure!

 

[Richard Cranium]

If you stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, you're ******* nuts!

 

[Richard Cranium]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[MarPar]

Never ever trust a fart if your over 50!

 

[moparnation74]

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[PurpleBeeper]

Don't walk through an alley in Chicago, in any neighborhood, at any time, day or night.

 

[Fran Blacker]

Never ever trust a fart if your over 50!

You might get a lumpy surprise .

 

[Glenwood]

Don't walk through an alley in Chicago, in any neighborhood, at any time, day or night.

Great, I'm traveling there on Wednesday.

 

[MarPar]

Great, I'm traveling there on Wednesday.

Whereabouts? In downtown proper isnt all that bad. It's when you venture out to the West and South sides is when it becomes dicey