White Elephant

[ESOXER]

So apparently there's a thing called white elephant gifts, so Ma said just put in something you dont use anymore.
So I went and bought bottle of single malt with glasses and kept that **** for myself and replaced it with a can of Miller-D-lite, some zip ties, a bag of used .357 mag cases and some tape. Merry xmas ya fithly animals

 

[moparnation74]

We did that at work last week. Everyone, brought a decent gift....With ours a gift could be stolen only twice.....It was funny when the liquor bottles came into play.....

 

[streetwedg]

I was looking for a white HEMI!

 

[PurpleBeeper]

A few years ago my wife and I gave a lamp from Goodwill as a white elephant gift.....hideous non-matching lamp shade, but we made sure it had a good bulb and actually worked. Sister-in-law got our present & re-gifted it at her company holiday party. She won some type of prize for best (worst) white elephant gift at her work.