How to Marry a Beautiful Celebrity ...

[Dibbons]

... get a job as their bodyguard. I wish many blessings for Pamela and Dan.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/27/entertainment/pamela-anderson-married/index.html#:~:text=(CNN) Pamela Anderson is a,for Anderson confirmed to CNN.

 

[MarPar]

 

[Don Frelier]

Let's hope the 5th time is the charm...

 

[dadsbee]

Just remember that beauty fades, but silicon lasts for ever....

 

[PRND21]

He’s married to a pretty hot trimmer...

 

[6PKRTSE]

I still have a Budweiser poster hanging in my garage when she was a Bud Girl before she became famous and so many surgeries later. She was so much cuter in her factory original trim. Lol.

 

[kiwigtx]

Just remember that beauty fades, but silicon lasts for ever....

...and I'll bet her tits feel like calf muscles now.

 

[moparedtn]

She was packin' a full load of venereal diseases at one time. Reckon that's still the case?

 

[kiwigtx]

She was packin' a full load of venereal diseases at one time. Reckon that's still the case?

Ask Tommy Lee how his 'ole fella' is these days.....knob-rot will get you in the end. Just ask Al Capone.

Oh , the puns....

 

[Mopars & Missiles]

...and I'll bet her tits feel like calf muscles now.

Did you mean "cow muscles"?? Calves are young and firm.

 

[MarPar]

He’s married to a pretty hot trimmer...

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Who, Costanza???

 

[MarPar]

Did you mean "cow muscles"?? Calves are young and firm.

 

[eldubb440]

...and I'll bet her tits feel like calf muscles now.

 

[Cranky]

Feel like someone's elbow.....?

 

[eldubb440]

 

[F4R/T]

Amazing how the vast majority of women look better in factory trim than altered by the knife... Jen Aniston has it figured out , she must of had a few tune ups but man that is just like a bottle of fine wine !
I just couldn’t afford the full bottle!

 

[Slap Stick]

Jen's bottle isnt quite full.

 

[kiwigtx]

Jen's bottle isnt quite full.

Brad pulled the nozzle out just in time.

 

[PRND21]

Who, Costanza???

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Ooohhhhh no! Kimberly Williams Paisley

 

[MarPar]

Ooohhhhh no! Kimberly Williams Paisley