Lume deodorant ad

[QOTHL]

Kiss your stinky butt good bye!

 

[Big Bad Dad]

I thought this was a joke, but did a Google. Apparently it is real. Read the FAQs on their website.......

https://lumedeodorant.com/pages/faq

 

[Ron_M]

 

[Ron_M]

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[coronet68mx]

Ahhhh.... am speechless

 

[ZR9B]

The red head is kinda hot tho...and smells good!

 

[Bb70charger500]

So I started laughing! Then thought you know my dumb *** wife probably has this **** somewhere .I looked no luck then I read the web site to see what it looked like! They make stick version too. Well after looking again sure and **** I found a stick of it . She says she uses it during pregnancy so there no aluminum or something!
I told her stop wasting money her *** stinks when were outside!
It obviously doesn't work!

I'll be sleeping in the kids room tonight!

 

[coronet68mx]

So I started laughing! Then thought you know my dumb *** wife probably has this **** somewhere .I looked no luck then I read the web site to see what it looked like! They make stick version too. Well after looking again sure and **** I found a stick of it . She says she uses it during pregnancy so there no aluminum or something!
I told her stop wasting money her *** stinks when were outside!
It obviously doesn't work!

I'll be sleeping in the kids room tonight!

 

[khryslerkid]

Go take a fnk shower if you stink. And use soap!

 

[dodgeboy440]

Kiss your stinky butt good bye!

sick puppies ............... ellen the dejenerate approved! haha

 

[QOTHL]

So I started laughing! Then thought you know my dumb *** wife probably has this **** somewhere .I looked no luck then I read the web site to see what it looked like! They make stick version too. Well after looking again sure and **** I found a stick of it . She says she uses it during pregnancy so there no aluminum or something!
I told her stop wasting money her *** stinks when were outside!
It obviously doesn't work!

I'll be sleeping in the kids room tonight!

It only stinks when outside? What about the rest of the time? Sometimes TP doesn't do a good enough job...I've wondered how people with really fat asses manage to...wipe well enough...Don't bother thanking me for the visual, I already did! Then there are those "colorful" farts that may go unnoticed until you find the skid marks.

Be glad it's not the dog house.

 

[QOTHL]

The red head is kinda hot tho...and smells good!

Smells good? How do you know...?

 

[CHARGERSTEVEN]

They use to say the only way to a women heart was to kiss there ***?I guess that theory has gone to ****

 

[Bb70charger500]

Smells good? How do you know...?

Well me and my wife have both packed on a few me because I got hurt her because she got lazy !
We both can wipe fine !
Now the 800# ers well not so much !

But my father in-law I've seen his wash skid row !
I actually lined them up and put a note saying skid row !

Was funny

 

[Bb70charger500]

**** happens

 

[QOTHL]

Well me and my wife have both packed on a few me because I got hurt her because she got lazy !
We both can wipe fine !
Now the 800# ers well not so much !

But my father in-law I've seen his wash skid row !
I actually lined them up and put a note saying skid row !

Was funny

Sounds like a

 

[33 IMP]

Bet you could sell those skidmark tee's at the no-prep races!

 

[QOTHL]

Bet you could sell those skidmark tee's at the no-prep races!

Is that a bra on your face?

 

[QOTHL]

Go take a fnk shower if you stink. And use soap!

There was a guy who trained at the gym I belonged to when I was living in MA who literally wore his clothes until they fell off. You could tell he'd been there a good 30 min after he'd left because the smell was so bad. And he thought he was the coolest thing in the place. Some people don't get it. I used to know a woman who was at least 400lbs and did the "cover it up" with deodorant or perfume. Some of those smells could gag a maggot.

 

[33 IMP]

Is that a bra on your face?

Yep. I heard that salt kills the china flu virus, so i stole a sweaty old one from my girlfriend.