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Yep. I heard that salt kills the china flu virus, so i stole a sweaty old one from my girlfriend.

I'd say something about sweaty underpants but after posting that stuff about skid marks...probably not a good idea.
I'll tell you what really kills the China flu virus: Common Sense.


 
What does she think of your preventive medicine?
 
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People at walmart thought it was hilarious!


Awesome! I've worn a hijab with sunglasses just to see if anyone would say anything about someone looking like a terrorist. Nope, nothing. Not sure I'm going to put a bra on my face but might be worth it just for laughs.
 
Laughs, is exactly what i had in mind! (That, and criticism of the stupidity of a piece of cloth to stop a virus).

........I've got to go to Louisville tomorrow...Nazi territory, and I think I'm going to find my bright pink lace bra and use your idea. You know, lace REALLY works to protect from getting a virus of any kind. I'm going to go straight in to Hitler Whole Foods with that on. Have you seen the clowns with the rhinestone masks? I always ask if the rhinestones really add protection. I'm afraid Ron White is right...
 
........I've got to go to Louisville tomorrow...Nazi territory, and I think I'm going to find my bright pink lace bra and use your idea. You know, lace REALLY works to protect from getting a virus of any kind. I'm going to go straight in to Hitler Whole Foods with that on. Have you seen the clowns with the rhinestone masks? I always ask if the rhinestones really add protection. I'm afraid Ron White is right...
Did you see my sig at the bottom?
 
Did you see my sig at the bottom?


Yeah, I think biomedtechguy posted a cartoon about that. The REAL health care professionals I know think that's hilarious.

Yesterday I did it, went to Louisville and had a blast wearing my neon pink sports bra as a face mask. I went in to Heine Brothers Cafe - big MASK REQUIRED sign on the door and I was more than willing to accommodate. I could hear some of the employees trying not to laugh.

Then I went in to Hitler Whole Foods, I was carrying it to see what would happen. Ma'am, Ma'am, I kept walking so she could get some exercise, she finally caught up with me - Ma'am can you put your mask on? Sure, Adolf! and donned my bra. It's hard to see with that on! NOT ONE of those pukes in that mask wearing Nazi store made eye contact. I didn't really need anything in there, just wanted to take a walk around...:lol::eek::eek::rolleyes:
 
Yeah, but did you have FUN?

I had a BLAST!
I carry it in my car now and take it with me JUST IN CASE!:rofl: Most of the time around here where I live, NO ONE challenges me about wearing a mask. However, it has occurred to me to do it just to show how stupid this is. Maybe I'll make a sign that says: I'm putting up a chain link fence to keep mosquitos out of my yard....
 
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