Let's post some fun stuff here
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bm02tj
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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Caption; Hunny I’m Home !
Hahaha
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Excellent form!
ESOXER
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Man these guys need to start wearing bomb suits going for 3k HP, been a few of these lately, 3k seems to be the number when they pop.
Like the guy that gets a piston for a souvenir, rather than a hole in the head.
Like the guy that gets a piston for a souvenir, rather than a hole in the head.
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It WAS available earlier, now I don't see it either.
Was posted before, engine exploded, guys run for their lives from fireball.
MiradaMegaCab
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Here’s the vid.
Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Well it’s not the #7 or #8 piston. Lol
Rat Rod Al
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This looks like a fun place to go have a few beers!
What the hell could go wrong?
We have a couple of those axe throwing bars around here.
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