Let's post some fun stuff here
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Batman and Robin toy. I think they are having too much fun.
ricks_RR
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Not quite sure if this is the captured results of their effort or the specific product for cleanup.
Either way, goop may want to reconsider their choice of logo?
hanks73340
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ESOXER
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So I bought a new 30 gallon air compressor today, ran it for 40 minutes to break it in and decided to change the oil just because, good thing pile-o-junk came out, so I filled it again just to flow garbage out and the drain plug fell in the fill hole! Some moron set it on the head right by the fill hole, I took out the shight glass and after about 45 minutes I got it out with a magnet and lots of other crud, kinda glad it happened lol. Wife was giving me **** for all the blonde and Norwegian jokes I send her way, but I won lol.
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bm02tj
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Some are old but good
-If I had a dollar for every gal that found me unattractive, they'd
eventually find me attractive.
-I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for
freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
-Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
-I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the
computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
-I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and
procrastinate all at once.
-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
-Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don't care and
the other 80 percent are glad you have them.
-Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually
expected?
-Take my advice — I'm not using it.
-I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound
perspicacious.
-Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home
when you wish they were.
-Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like
a computer.
-I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been
doing is gathering dust.
-Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a
more talented fool.
-I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.
-Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble
putting on your pants.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
boxing.
-Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
-When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.
-My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed
to jump out of her way.
-There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
-Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend
thinking.
-Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
-Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the
do-it-yourself type.
-I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't
have to mow it.
-I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy
me.
-I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find
it.
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
-Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
-If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
-Money is the root of all wealth.
-No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
-If I had a dollar for every gal that found me unattractive, they'd
eventually find me attractive.
-I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for
freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
-Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
-I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the
computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
-I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and
procrastinate all at once.
-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
-Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don't care and
the other 80 percent are glad you have them.
-Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually
expected?
-Take my advice — I'm not using it.
-I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound
perspicacious.
-Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home
when you wish they were.
-Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like
a computer.
-I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been
doing is gathering dust.
-Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a
more talented fool.
-I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.
-Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble
putting on your pants.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
boxing.
-Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
-When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.
-My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed
to jump out of her way.
-There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
-Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend
thinking.
-Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
-Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the
do-it-yourself type.
-I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't
have to mow it.
-I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy
me.
-I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find
it.
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
-Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
-If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
-Money is the root of all wealth.
-No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
bm02tj
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>
> *After retirement, Mr Ashutosh Nath aged about 60 married a young 25 year old woman* .....
>
> Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.
>
> *“I'm eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away.”*
>
> His friends advised him : *Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person*.
>
> *Mr. Nath promptly acted on their advise and leased a room in his big house to a young tenant*
>
> Now the friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked, : *“How is your wife now*?”
>
> *Mr Nath* : "She is not lonely at all, in fact she is happy and infact *she is pregnant*"
>
> The friends laughed, as they expected this. *And how is the tenant?*” they asked.
>
> Nath replied very soberly *“She is also pregnant* .,.”
>
> *Never underestimate a Senior Citizen*
>
> Long live senior citizens
>
> *After retirement, Mr Ashutosh Nath aged about 60 married a young 25 year old woman* .....
>
> Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.
>
> *“I'm eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away.”*
>
> His friends advised him : *Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person*.
>
> *Mr. Nath promptly acted on their advise and leased a room in his big house to a young tenant*
>
> Now the friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked, : *“How is your wife now*?”
>
> *Mr Nath* : "She is not lonely at all, in fact she is happy and infact *she is pregnant*"
>
> The friends laughed, as they expected this. *And how is the tenant?*” they asked.
>
> Nath replied very soberly *“She is also pregnant* .,.”
>
> *Never underestimate a Senior Citizen*
>
> Long live senior citizens
>
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JDmac72chrgr
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Question, what the hell is a MARTY?? Is this a New England thing?
The Rebel
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Yea, it's a Stop & Shop robot that patrols the store looking for items that were dropped on the floor. It gets in the way when your in the aisle. My wife hates that thing.
Down at the ol’ swimmin hole…
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Which direction is she spinning when you watch?
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