For Pride Month, Taco Bell To Continue Giving Explosive Diarrhea To All Genders And Orientations

[Richard Cranium]

U.S.—Taco Bell, a beloved chain of authentic Mexican food restaurants around the world, has announced they will be honoring Pride Month by giving LGBTQ customers explosive diarrhea like they always do.


"Taco Bell remains truly committed to equality, equity, equilibrium, equivocation, and other 'eq' words for all genders and sexual orientations," said Yum! Brands CEO Mark King. "No one should be told they don't deserve explosive diarrhea on a Saturday night because of how they identify or who they love."

To recognize the dignity and achievements of LGBTQ+ people around the world, Taco Bell has directed their food alchemists to concoct new rainbow-colored chemical abominations that deliciously hit the spot after a night of unfettered debauchery.

The "Rainbow Cheesy Core Toasted Glitter XXXL Chalupa Burrito" is proving to be a huge hit, having the benefit of tasting just as delicious as Taco Bell's other addictive products while also offering a classic case of explosive diarrhea.

"Come to the Bell and support the cause!" said King.

 

[Gort]

But who hasn't eaten Taco Bell after a night of unfettered debauchery?

LOL...ANd with the crowd yer talkin bout I wouldn't be adding the word "Unfettered" to describe some of their debauchery...

Sometimes fetters are very much involved...

 

[Red63440]

It’s more exciting to eat them BEFORE your unfettered night of debauchery to really make them a night you will NEVER forget!!

 

[zyzzyx]

Taco Bell does NOT have authentic Mexican food! They all closed up in the mexican
neighborhoods in the city of Chicago. Not even close!

 

[Budnicks]

I haven't had any fast food from any of them
in years

 

[WileE]

Alpo on a curved cracker.

 

[moparedtn]

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The "Rainbow Cheesy Core Toasted Glitter XXXL Chalupa Burrito"

 

[moparedtn]

Taco Bell does NOT have authentic Mexican food!

 

[cr8crshr]

TACO HELL!!! Puke Food!!! cr8crshr/Bill

 

[MarPar]

 

[WileE]

Alpo on a curved cracker.

In retrospect, I must apologize to the Alpo dog food company for this disparaging remark.

 

[Cranky]

Haven't had Taco Hell since the wife left over 4 years ago!!! It never gave me the shits but my thoughts were always "can't you find anywhere else to buy junk food from" but just kept my mouth shut. Any other woman would have been glad to have me for their 'dream guy'

 

[Ceedawg]

I guess I’m different, but not the way you’re describing above. I like the food, I only eat the soft tacos and maybe the quesadilla, unsweetened tea is good too. Usually around $6, never had the shits from there though, Burger King and Mc Douggles is getting real bad. I love CookOut, real meat. Wendy’s sucks too except for the chile

 

[Xp29h]

Never had the ole taco hell!

 

[3sloppydogs]

I can proudly say I have never eaten at taco bell
Nor have I seen the movie dirty dancing

 

[MarPar]

I can proudly say I have never eaten at taco bell
Nor have I seen the movie dirty dancing

You aint missin much

 

[dodgeboy440]

You aint missin much

T.B. Essential

 

[slepr1]

Taco Bell is the only 'Mexican' fast food around here. I've had real Mexican food in the southern states and obviously doesn't compare but I still like it. Enough hot sauce on it and its golden. Only issue I have with it is it takes $20 or more of it to fill me up.