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Breaking News: Authorities are trying to piece together the facts behind a bizarre accident in which a coyote was crushed by a boulder while sitting in the cockpit of his airplane this morning. The severely injured coyote was rushed to the hospital and has amazingly made a full recovery as of this afternoon. Police are searching for a blue Road Runner which witnesses say they observed fleeing the scene at a high rate of speed.

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The regular lowlife burglar wouldn't know those hidden compartments. A professional burglar would spot it. Person that can afford a dresser like that probably has several different ones same style. If there was one a room with cheap furniture it would stick out. Bet that costs $5k to 7k, like to know. Another it's not fireproof.
 
Polish Sausage--

Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

A customer asked :'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.'
'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?'
'Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'
'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?'
'Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?'
'Would you? Would you?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?

The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
 
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