What do I say?

[chrger1967]

How do you guys tell your wife it's too cold outside to put up Christmas decorations while your outside under the car working on it?

 

[moparedtn]

"Yes, dear".

 

[chrger1967]

"Yes, dear".

 

[53cbcborm]

yes, honey tomorrow

 

[QuickBpBp]

You tell her it was literally just Thanksgiving!! Then at least go do the dishes or something.. LOL

 

[SGTPaul]

Too icy and you could fall?

 

[RR Fan Dan]

Tell her you got the car heater on.

 

[mobileparts]

I would tell her
“ Stop Nagging me , woman ….
I will trade you in for 2 — 30 year olds with Daddy issues , become Mormon , and move to Utah …. You can keep the Christmas Decorations…. “

( In a Perfect world , where MEN can be MEN !!! )

 

[fine69]

Put the wife’s fire out before the milk man does.

 

[khryslerkid]

You're Screwed!

 

[sam dupont]

I wouldn't want to rob you of any part of the joy you get from decorating, just as you don't want to rob me of wrenching joy

 

[Geoff 2]

Offer to buy her a female ladder.......

 

[MarPar]

You ask her to come help you in the garage (actually help) and when she doesn't want to...

Them lights ain't guna hang themselves, sweetheart....

 

[mr_belvedere]

Tell her ‘when a man says he will do something, he will. He doesn’t need reminded every 6 months.’

 

[HALIFAXHOPS]

Get her frequency de tuned from your hearing aid! I did it works great!

 

[493 Mike]

I would tell her
“ Stop Nagging me , woman ….
I will trade you in for 2 — 30 year olds with Daddy issues , become Mormon , and move to Utah …. You can keep the Christmas Decorations…. “

( In a Perfect world , where MEN can be MEN !!! )

Ya. Single men.
Mike