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Horsepower exaggerators

Back in about 74-75 I had a 72 Charger SE. Spun the mains in the 318 so I found a low mile 360 out of a 73 wagon that in which interior overheated.
Dropped that puppy in and a friend had a 70 Charger RT and got tired of everyone wanting to race him so we took the 440 Magnum emblems off his car and put them on mine in the correct place.
Then we would take shoe polish and write on the windshield our "dial in" ETs.
The locals would drive past my house and almost stop to look. Dad loved it because it was the only time people drove the speed limit.
One night I was out and one of the locals saw me and wanted to race. He had a 67 Goat so I figured I'd lose but then I could show them why.
Well, the little 360 did its job and spanked the Goat. It was a POS so what the heck.
He pulled into the lot where I stopped and started making excuses. I listened, a crowd gathered and I popped the hood. A few people laughed. The guy didn't know what he was looking at so I told him he got spanked by a smog dog 360 2bbl. He got so mad he burned rubber out of the lot...right in front of a city cop. The cops tore his car apart while we watched and laughed.
That 440 emblem had to be worth a couple hundred ponies!
Awesome! Great story. When i was in HS I had a 69 roadrunner that was so rusted out we called it the corrode runner. I liked to call it weight reductions here and there. Anyway....there was a kid and his dad owned a machine shop. He had a really nice 68 fastback mustang with a healthy 302. BM quickshift traction bars ect. You get the picture. The corrode runner was a peg leg with 323s and a auto on the column. The springs were coming out of the seats and it looked like somebody dumped oil on the motor and then threw some dirt on it but i had it running pretty good. Guy kept bragging and pushing running his mouth so unsaid whatever let's do it. I was 16. I went down and put 3 gallons of gas in to save some weight. That thing was always on empty. We went out to "road" on a Friday night and lined up. I put it in first. Flashlight blinked and i hammered it. We both spun off the line but I was out on him. I could hear him coming as I slid into second. I must've been twisting that poor 383 to 7000. Didnt have a tach. When I hit third he was still behind me to my surprise. The car was shaking so bad at 100 I had to let go of it. I won?! I had just smoked the nicest car in school and shutdown a loudmouth with an old Plymouth with holes in it. He wanted to see under the hood and it looked like junk. Couldn't break that old 383. Believe me I tried. Mopars.
 
Oldie but a goodie...

Best friends brother's friend had a 74 Cuda 340. Story goes he could put a Coke bottle in front of the front wheels and the car would clear the bottle on launch....on the street. Circa 1990. Yea, sure he could.
With a launch that hard how did the rear tire not catch the bottle. That there is some fast brake reaction.
 
Recently a guy I know was bragging about his 6 liter diesel power stroke ford can hang with a hellcat till 120. He says his chip gives him 1000 hp... I think he has hp and torque confused...and possibly mph and kmh...and the hellcat was probably going to the grocery store and he thought he was racing. The family also has a 60s mustang with 289 that's really built..I tried not to laugh.
 
A guy I know was bragging about his 6 liter diesel power stroke ford can hang with a hellcat till 120. He says his chip gives him 1000 hp... I think he has hp and torque confused...and possibly mph and kmh...and the hellcat was probably going to the grocery store and he thought he was racing. The family also has a 60s mustang with 289 that's really built..I tried not to laugh.
Ford guys have always been delusional in my experience. And they have no taste.
 
Recently a guy I know was bragging about his 6 liter diesel power stroke ford can hang with a hellcat till 120. He says his chip gives him 1000 hp... I think he has hp and torque confused...and possibly mph and kmh...and the hellcat was probably going to the grocery store and he thought he was racing. The family also has a 60s mustang with 289 that's really built..I tried not to laugh.
That thing must belch smoke like a steam locomotive.
 
That thing must belch smoke like a steam locomotive.
That's the saddest part...I don't think it smokes much more then a stock one..and it's been a lemon....Fix Or Repair Daily pretty much somes everything he owns. There are fast diesels out there.... all Dodge.
 
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Yessss!!!! Chevy guys...they're all the same.
I was a part time Chevy guy for 20 years helping my son. We had a 383 stroker with 525 at the crank. I told everyone it was a 283. Used to piss my son off!!! He was very proud of it and rightfully so. It got with the program. The best part, it eat every fords lunch that EVER pulled up along side of it. It had the best of the best. Now I'm so glad we did it. It's a great memory for me!!!.... Hey-O.... Let The Horses Run...
 
Bare with me here
I know this is going to extremes on analogies

tell them lets take it to the track
(or sticks/street for a beat run)
that usually settles most arguments whom is faster

had quite a few real 400+ hp street cars
weight can be a great equalizer or detriment

you can certainly usually tell another 100 hp difference
(sounds a bit different too)
especially at the track

until the latest turbo/under hood blower craze,
you could usually hear the difference
who's full of **** (way over estimating usually, rarely under est.) to begin with
now the stealthy sound of a turbo combo's, down right docile at times
(unless you hear the whistle/whine of boost or blow off valve)
even with north or 700+ Hp

I had a couple "street cars" in the 700 + hp range N/A, before N2O
68 RR 3520# 9.77 @ 135
& same combo 8.58 @ 156 on a combined 300 shot N2O
not really the best street cars, but vaguely tolerable
(strange what you can tolerate)
now for the street I like a bit more docile attitude
600 hp on the street is a brutal combo, especially if N/A

had quite a few Chevy's that made north of that # too
with 1/2 the $$$

amazing what strokers & big cubic inches, great flowing heads
properly matched gears & camshaft/torque converts & good tires can do

torque is what rules, especially on the street,
torque is what gets it moving &/or gears & traction

I've had dedicated drag cars (real racecars) with upwards of
1500 N/A - 2000 hp with N2O or Blower on alky/methanol
(never dyno'd any of them, the track & ever changing conditions, was my dyno)
totally different animal, 1800# - 2100#
they're nothing like an "alleged" so called 500 "advertised" hp street car

guys I raced "allegedly" had north of their estimated
2500 hp to 3000 hp or even more
I seemed to win quite a few, side by side races
go figure
when we all weighed a min. of 2650#'s,
all cars were within, give or take 100#-200#'s of each other
especially when I weighed 250#'s
& they usually weighed like 150#'s - 180#'s at max
I was frequently carrying another 70#'s usually
they could move around ballast far more than I could too

net hp, what can be put down to the pavement,
is a whole different deal, even than a dyno run
track conditions, relative air density/altitude, temp, cloud cover etc.

there's a lot of 500+ hp claims out there
many are BS, especially those that claim 'it's to the rear wheels'

not that it can't be done

some newer cars are truly amazing how they can do it,
392cid & 372cid-377cid making street-able 650-840 "real" hp
even some of the bigger 7 ltr combos, Drag packages from the factory
direct injection, blowers/turbos & computer control
&/or cylinder-head/camshaft & induction/exhaust system developments

dyno's are great for tuning purposes
what something does on a dyno
isn't necessarily what they will produce out in the real world

time slips will prove that

MPH is basically HP
ET is how well (your torque) the complete combo works,
how well it move quickly

enjoy, your results may very
 
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For the skeptics and non believers of others horsepower claims, never under estimate the power enhancer of the 3/4 race cams!
:lol:
 
Isky and racer brown . Hot stuff have run both. Isky on 108. Direct connection.
 
torque is what rules, especially on the street,
torque is what gets it moving
Only 4 horsepower...but lots of torque!! :lol:
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Biggest scandal around my area was a guy with an orange 66 charger who put a Daytona wing on it and had a fender tag made that said NASCAR test car. .he tried to pass it off as a real thing Chrysler did, but got busted by some guys who were actually part of the Daytona program. .not a horsepower story but ranks right up there if not worse!
Seen it at Good Guys Des Moines more than once I think it was lettered { 1st Wing } in white. To bad he had to add a BS story to the car. As it was without the story it was a pretty cool looking car. Who ever built it did a pretty fair job.
 
Oh so you’ve seen it! Ya other than him making up that story it does look pretty nice
 
Oh so you’ve seen it! Ya other than him making up that story it does look pretty nice
Yep, did not see it this past year though. May just have missed it in the herd.
Sure was a good year this past 2019 for the Mopars, seems to be more and more each year.
 
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