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Colorado mom lets porch pirates take out her trash with decoy packages
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moparnation74
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Love it!
Bill Monk
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Well done!
That settles it, I'm NOT moving to Colorado Springs any time soon.
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Man, I'm about to shop a part to Colorado Springs! Hope he's home when the package arrives.....
And even though I've never had a porch pirate, I'm about to fill up a few boxes of prairie dog droppings and pee soaked hay and paper bedding and stick it outside my front door
And even though I've never had a porch pirate, I'm about to fill up a few boxes of prairie dog droppings and pee soaked hay and paper bedding and stick it outside my front door
Aarons Air
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If she really wanted to be proactive, she could hide a gps tracer in a box.
ksurfer2
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Does anyone have a spare box laying around from the purchase of a flat screen TV? I have an old 52 inch tv that doesn't work anymore. I figure if I box it up and leave it on my front porch, some good Samaritan will come by and dispose of it for me.
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This could be the best way ever of getting rid of used cat litter!
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I’d rather share it with the meth heads that steal Christmas presents. We have five cats, I’d be flushing constantly.
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Be careful....you might get your gifts regifted.
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that was a cleaver idea, she pulled off
we don't have them POS 'porch pirates' up here in the sticks
I've read & seen reports of them, down in the shitholes inner-shitty's
maybe because we have a bunch of LEO's that live here
it'd be pretty damn stupid to try it here, life changing probably
we actually watch out for each other constantly too
it's a real tight nit little community
& someone is almost always home here too
we don't have them POS 'porch pirates' up here in the sticks
I've read & seen reports of them, down in the shitholes inner-shitty's
maybe because we have a bunch of LEO's that live here
it'd be pretty damn stupid to try it here, life changing probably
we actually watch out for each other constantly too
it's a real tight nit little community
& someone is almost always home here too
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Some of the comments are golden...
Since our country banned the use of single-use plastic carry bags, I have not seen too many people picking up the crap that their dogs drop on other people's lawns. I can't imagine how exciting it must be to pick up a freshly rolled steamer, and place it in your raincoat pocket for later disposal. I guess that's why most people just pretend to not see it.
Since our country banned the use of single-use plastic carry bags, I have not seen too many people picking up the crap that their dogs drop on other people's lawns. I can't imagine how exciting it must be to pick up a freshly rolled steamer, and place it in your raincoat pocket for later disposal. I guess that's why most people just pretend to not see it.
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