The Italian Virginity Test

Richard Cranium said:

The Italian Virginity Test

Mario is planning to marry and asks his
family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.

His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know
use three things for what we call
a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~
a small can of Red paint,
a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."

Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies ... "Before you climb
into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue.

If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !',

.........you hit her with the Shovel.

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Richard Cranium said:

The Italian Virginity Test

Mario is planning to marry and asks his
family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.

His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know
use three things for what we call
a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~
a small can of Red paint,
a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."

Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies ... "Before you climb
into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue.

If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !',

.........you hit her with the Shovel.

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MarPar said:

Another Mario test...

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Hey-O said:

A woman goes to a doctor and says, I am going to get married tomorrow and my would be hubby thinks I'm still a virgin but I am not. Can you do anything about it?

The doctor says, well there isn't much time and the procedure takes some time. Instead do one thing - slip a band of elastic around your thigh when you get in bed. When the time is appropriate make a snapping noise with it and say that it's your virginity snapping.

Satisfied with this, the woman thanks the doctor and goes away.

She has a great wedding, and they drive into the resort for their honeymoon. When its time for bed, she slips the band of elastic and gets to bed taking care to see that the lights are off. After the foreplay when the husband is about enter his thing in there, she makes the snapping noise.

The husband is taken aback and he says, what the hell was that?

The woman says, its nothing dear...just my virginity snapping.

Well, whatever the hell it was, snap it again. It's got my balls!!!

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