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...she got one of those dry-erase boards and told me to write down things
so I wouldn't forget them.
Well, I'm nothing if not obedient to the misses:
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Y'know, despite my doing what she said, she's STILL pissed off for some reason...
 
We'll, Ed. You got most the essentials on the list. I'll send you a couple crossword puzzles. I hear they help with memory.:lol:
 
you got 1 hell of a women there Ed :thumbsup:
 
An old couple talks to their doctor about their memory loss. The doctor suggests that they write things down so they don't forget.
One day, both of them are sitting on the couch when Grandma asks for a bowl of ice cream.

"Coming right up," Gramps says, slowly getting onto his feet and heading towards the kitchen.

"Aren't you going to write that down?"

"Write that down? Of course not. I can remember a bowl of ice cream."

Grandma then requests to have one scoop of vanilla and one scoop of chocolate. Gramps again says yes.

"Aren't you going to write *that* down?"

"Hell no! One scoop of vanilla and one scoop of chocolate. Easy to remember."

Feeling testy, Grandma finishes her order with whipped cream, fudge, and a cherry on top. "Surely you're going to write all *that* down."

"Do you take me for a fool!? I can remember all that just fine! Vanilla, chocolate, whipped cream, fudge, cherry. I'll be back in a few."

Grandma waits for 15 minutes. She can hear the clanging of pots and pans as well as something sizzling on the stove. Finally, Gramps returns with a plate of bacon and eggs.

Grandma takes one look at the plate. Then at him. Then the plate again. Then back at him. She stares into his eyes with pity and sighs. "See? This is why I told you to write things down.

*You forgot the toast!"*
 
moparedtn said:
...she got one of those dry-erase boards and told me to write down things
so I wouldn't forget them.
Well, I'm nothing if not obedient to the misses:
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Y'know, despite my doing what she said, she's STILL pissed off for some reason...
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Is your compressor broken as well? Blow.... :D
 
i just picked up one of those dry erase boards for the new shop.
i gotta say ed,it must be a pita carrying that with you into the store ( wink )
but at least you can See the writing :bananadance:
 
BeatersRus said:
i just picked up one of those dry erase boards for the new shop.
i gotta say ed,it must be a pita carrying that with you into the store ( wink )
but at least you can See the writing :bananadance:
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I take a pic of it on my phone before we leave.... :lol:
 
I painted the closet door in my shop with chalk paint and write on that
 
I have a app on my phone called "Color Note" and it works great to make a list with check offs. Great for going to the hardware store or grocery store. I never leave my phone at home.

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khryslerkid said:
I have a app on my phone called "Color Note" and it works great to make a list with check offs. Great for going to the hardware store or grocery store. I never leave my phone at home.

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Seen it, played with it once....as a general rule though, not a big fan of "apps".

Boy, I sure am getting a lot of mileage out of a hookers and blow joke. :)
I do that sort of thing all the time to try and get my wife's goat.
When we're out and about, people ask all the time how long we've been together...
and it's meant as a compliment. :thumbsup:
 
On rare occasions my wife will ask me to run to safeway to pick up 1 or 2 items while she's cooking. She always writes exactly what she wants so there is no confusion. Luckily I remembered to take my phone because I forgot my WALLET ! She wasn't too happy when she arrived to pay for it.
 
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