Why the Tip of the Measuring Tape Wiggles?

Dibbons · Mar 14, 2021

It's supposed to.

https://www.thisoldhouse.com/tools/21015038/what-makes-it-wiggle

toolmanmike · Mar 14, 2021

Inside and outside measurement

DeltaV · Mar 14, 2021

With shaking hands and poor eyesight I mark using a blunt piece of chalk and cut with a hatchet.

68gtxman · Mar 14, 2021

DeltaV said:
With shaking hands and poor eyesight I mark using a blunt piece of chalk and cut with a hatchet.

You’re supposed to measure with a micrometer when cutting with an axe my friend!

Richard Cranium · Mar 14, 2021

I use my Johnson to measure. 3" X 4 = a foot.

Lionized · Mar 14, 2021

Richard Cranium said:
I use my Johnson to measure. 3" X 4 = a foot.

Johnpat · Mar 14, 2021

Not very big around but it sure is short

Geetex · Mar 14, 2021

Richard Cranium said:
I use my Johnson to measure. 3" X 4 = a foot.

It's only 3" but most women say that's wide enough.

Kern Dog · Mar 14, 2021

I don't want to know the broad that needs it to be three inches wide....

Geetex · Mar 14, 2021

Kern Dog said:
I don't want to know the broad that needs it to be three inches wide....

eldubb440 · Mar 14, 2021

if you wiggle it more than 3 times. you're playing with it

moparsaver · Mar 14, 2021

Kern Dog · Mar 14, 2021

eldubb440 said:
if you wiggle it more than 3 times. you're playing with it

Slap Stick · Mar 14, 2021

Mine may not be twelve inches but it smells like a foot.

beanhead · Mar 14, 2021

A girlfriend and I were getting ready to do it and she said, 'ha who do think you're gonna please with that!?' and I pointed at myself and said, 'ME!'

kiwigtx · Mar 14, 2021

Geetex said:
It's only 3" but most women say that's wide enough.

Sounds more like a Tuna can.

kiwigtx · Mar 14, 2021

What's wrong with wiggles ????

Dave6T4 · Mar 14, 2021

toolmanmike said:
Inside and outside measurement

Measure once, cuss twice.

toolmanmike · Mar 14, 2021

Dave6T4 said:
Measure once, cuss twice.

I cut it off twice and it was still too short.

dadsbee · Mar 14, 2021

..is there any end to this stupidity... :fool:

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