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I was on the 6th trip to China and the Chinese host took us and another group to "Karaoke". Nothing out of the ordinary at first, then a string of 20 year old gals waltzed in and the host started pointing to members of the group. I observed the older men (from the other group at first) walking to the line-up and choose a "friend for the evening". After about the 3rd one, I finally caught on. I jumped up and started shouting "NO" in every language I knew (which is quite a few), while pointing to the ring on my left hand.

Shortly after returning home, one of my colleagues asked my wife for a quiet moment. He then said, "I know your husband goes to strange lands, sometimes for weeks at a time. Surely you have had questions about what might go on there after hours. When it comes to your husband, let me assure you that you have no worries whatsoever!!"

The members of my group were embarrassed by my outbreak; but there was absolutely no way I was going to violate my marriage. I have the most incredible woman any man could ever ask for (at least for me), and I ain't ruining it for nobody!!

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