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Dog poop

Another irritation I come across is the dumpster area at apt complexes where some tenants won’t fold up their boxes before tossing into the dumpster and trash falling out of the dumpsters. By the 3rd day after weekly pick up, it’s heaping ****-show. Probably the same people who don’t pick up their dog’s ****.
 
Teach it to crap on your neighbor's lawn!

I have a neighbor who thought that was a great idea... Leashes his dog & walks him across the street to crap on my lawn...Till I lit his *** up... He claimed it was just once till I told him I've recorded him doing it at least a dozen times on my security system... My dogs crap plenty, I don't like cleaning up dog poo but I like having dogs, they are better company than most people so along with the loyal companion comes responsibility... I accept that... But don't expect me to clean up after your dog.. Unless you want it in a bag, on your porch, in flames....
 
I taught my dog to **** out in our field which he does for the most part. Sometimes he gets lazy or cold and goes in the yard. 440'
 
The best is down the toilet. Waste Treatment plants are designed to deal with it. Landfills and leaving it lay are not good options because its pathogens are dangerous. Landfills also have only so much room for it and then they overflow, spilling the contents of Political Forums, ruining people's enjoyment of General Forums.
 
I have a neighbor who thought that was a great idea... Leashes his dog & walks him across the street to crap on my lawn...Till I lit his *** up... He claimed it was just once till I told him I've recorded him doing it at least a dozen times on my security system... My dogs crap plenty, I don't like cleaning up dog poo but I like having dogs, they are better company than most people so along with the loyal companion comes responsibility... I accept that... But don't expect me to clean up after your dog.. Unless you want it in a bag, on your porch, in flames....
Had a neighbor's dog coming over and 'going' right at my mailbox. Said something to the guy and he just replied "it's fertilizer" so went and got a shovel, picked it up and slung it towards him. Don't think I hit him with the 'go' but he got the message after I told him I'll keep on doing that and then some if he kept on letting his dog crap on my side of the road and if that didn't make him stop, I also know the number to the pound.

He also used to cut through my yard to get access to the easement behind my place to run the dog. Early one evening at just about dark, I went outside to put my car up in the garage and all of a sudden here comes this dog charging me from my back yard. Just so happened that I was still carrying my pea shooter and pulled it when he called the dog down. I raised it up a bit and told him he might be next if he didn't quit that too. Stay off my freaking property you moron! The moron didn't know boundaries but he slowly learnt when he figured I wasn't fooling around.
 
Landlord sent out a letter reminding tenants to pick it up. They didn’t take the hint. Now the owner is requiring a DNA test for all the dogs so they can determine the culprit. So all the tenants have to go through this hassle for one lazy ******* asshole..

Hilarious, I hope they find the pos.... Only takes one to ruin it for all of us... Probably the same who don't bring their shopping cart back or park in the fire lane.... LOL..... Please follow up on this with us....
 
When we had a couple dogs and when their leavings interfered with mowing yard or where somebody might step on it, I would wash it down into the soil with a garden hose.
When camping with the Rv, I would always pick it up with plastic bag (WM) and throw it in dumpster.
Wouldn’t you know, the first time we camped after having to put down our last beloved puppy and were dog less, this guy next to us let his dog wonder. While we were out by the picnic table, the dog took a crap right there. The guy came over to get his dog and I pointed to the pile, asking if had had a bag for it. He said no and walked away. After some time went and it became clear that he wasn’t coming back, I grabbed a bag, picked up the pile with it and gave it a fling right in front of the guy’s camper door. That idiot let the bag sit there the whole weekend and would just walk around it.
And is it any wonder America is dying????
 
Not many people know this, but dog stuff is dissolved by bacon grease. Pour bacon grease on the turds in your yard and the next day, they will be dissolved.
 
I just want the wifes French bulldog to stopped shitting on the deck and in the driveway! My boxer Backes his *** into the long grass areas so no biggie. I collect before I mow with the scooper pictured above and throw it in the woods.
 
The neighborhood cat lady laughed when I told her I was tired of my dog eating "Kitty Roca" in my yard....
LOL... I wonder if she is blaming Coyotes for her missing cats...
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Not many people know this, but dog stuff is dissolved by bacon grease. Pour bacon grease on the turds in your yard and the next day, they will be dissolved.
Seriously? You don't realize your dog is eating it's own 'bacon flavored' links?
 
Lol, or other critters having a feast. Bacon grease ala poopie.
Hilarious, I hope they find the pos.... Only takes one to ruin it for all of us... Probably the same who don't bring their shopping cart back or park in the fire lane.... LOL..... Please follow up on this with us....
Will do...or they could have hired a PI. Can picture Joe Mannix parked in his 'Cuda with a camera...
 
the late, great, "Scoobert" (1993-2006) would back his little pit bull *** up to a stump if one was available, and create a work of art. I took a picture once, doubt I can find it though
 
I use an empty plastic bread/bagel bags, as/like a glove,
turn them sort of inside out & reuse them a few times each
(easier to pick up than a shovel or pooper scooper etc.)
I let the poo sit a day or an afternoon or 2,
it drys out, easier & less gross to handle,
I always pick it up every couple of days

My back yard his dog run is gravel, road base

Elvis is 100#s lab, he eats mainly a dry food diet,
with occasional treats
& he craps while walking, always has, crap a lil' & move, crap a lil' & move
he leaves like 4 lil' piles a day

I put the **** in 'old tortilla bags' it can hold like 5 days worth
& it can be sealed like a ziplock bag or if I don't have the tortilla bag
(I usually have plenty, I save them/bread bags for such things)
or old plastic shopping bags, can hold far more, just tie em' shut
I leave it out under our carport
& just throw the bags in the garbage can

I don't get much of the smell or being grossed out that way
 
My dog won't let me near it

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I got one of these at the local farm store for $10. Can pick up three or four piles before dumping. Screen Shot 2022-05-22 at 1.08.11 PM.png
 
My daily morning routine is to get the kitchen trash can, with bag in it, hit the cat box first and then go outside to get the latest landmines with a scooper. Dump the latest load onto the bag, pull the bag out and drop it into the main trash can outside. Bring the small can back in, put a fresh bag in.
 
As a kid, I can remember my father being really pissed when he would find piles of dog crap on the lawn when he was out mowing. People walking their dogs back then thought nothing of letting them crap all over other people's property. So my dad had this shovel, and he's just scoop the poop and fling it onto the road. He always said "the tires take it away".

:lol:
 
Speaking of ****; when we spent time in Costa Rica no dropping toilet paper in toilets allowed. Hotels, public restrooms...pricy villas, all had a small can next to the shitter, usually a popup lid container using your foot. Well best a luck when on the dumper using a foot, lol. Wasn't about to lift the lid with...ahh...the available fingers. Some public restrooms stunk having no ventilation, 95 degrees, and barely enough room to move as it was. Sani-wipes were an item to have along...
 
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