Adult Male Has Smoothie For Lunch

[Beekeeper]

Do you old guys have to add Benefiber or Metamucil to your milkshakes?

 

[gkent]

I don't mind a smoothie ... sans yogurt though !!!

 

[multimopes]

Am I the only guy thinking that you guys forgot the white rum?

basically a wall of slurpee machines, filled with various flavors of booze-laden slushies.

I was waitin for someone to say ya'll can put booze in anything. You just sit there & smile while getting wasted!

 

[multimopes]

you old guys have to add Benefiber or Metamucil to your milkshakes?

No one knows ya did it, but it makes for a more "moving" experience!

 

[Hey-O]

You throw in anything from vegetables, peanut butter, to fruits in it, making sure to finish it with something that makes it fun to drink and taste good. It's a meal on the run that's healthy if done right. I know many people that drink them for body building and a healthy quick drink. None of them are "homo's"

 

[Slap Stick]

But smoothies are sugar bombs. Not good if you are diabetic.

 

[Hey-O]

All vegetables, with peanut butter. It takes the correct balance of veggies, fruit, protein, and fat. Unsweetened nut butter, chia, hemp, flax seeds, plain yogurt, and nut milk are all great sources of protein to add to a smoothie. Not everything works for everyone, two shoes for a one legged man, two glove for a one armed man. They can be healthy.

 

[69a100]

I'll just stick with a manly drink instead!!! LOL

 

[eldubb440]

Just because it was mentioned....I went and made one. Half cup of blueberries, 2 bananas, scoop ice cream and half pint of milk.



FC7 Milkshake

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yummy...

I'm inventing the punched lasagna smoothy.........

AKA "the bloody hairy"

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

I stopped having smoothies when the wife quit shaving

 

[#41]

My simple recipe: 1 banana, 1 apple, handful of spinach, handful of ice, add just enough water to get it to mix. Surprisingly refreshing.

Don't have it by itself if you are diabetic or fear being labeled.

 

[toolmanmike]

I stopped having smoothies when the wife quit shaving

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

Nice self photo KD.

DDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!!

 

[Budnicks]

February 11th, 2022
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ATLANTA, GA—According to reports, local man Wayne Simmons is having a smoothie for his lunch, despite being a fully-grown adult man.

"We've never seen anything like this," said Greg Marvin, owner of the Tutti Frutti Smoothi Shop on Main Street. "We only ever see kids come in here with their parents, as smoothies are a yummy treat designed for small adorable children without the maturity to handle solid foods. When a full-grown man walked through the doors by himself and asked for a medium Strawberry Sunset Sugar Banana Suprise, we all froze."

Witnesses say the man didn't order any meat, vegetables, soup, bread, or cheese, which is what mature human adults typically eat for lunch.

"After he ordered his smoothie, he then sat down by himself, sipping on his little kid's drink. Like a psychopath," said Marvin with a shiver.

When reached for comment, the smoothie-drinker Wayne Simmons said, "Yay! Smoothies are so yummy yummy!" while jumping up and down and clapping his hands. Authorities have been dispatched to Simmons's residence to apprehend him for psychological evaluation.

no matter if you like smoothies or not

 

[64BEL]

Do you old guys have to add Benefiber or Metamucil to your milkshakes?

Easy, there, sonny.

 

[Mopar Hunter]

Easy, there, sonny.

 

[themechanic]

It is outstanding Dave...thanks.
If the bananas get too ripe, they go into the pancakes with blueberries on top....with a splash of Maple Syrup.

I bet maple syrup is really expensive in NZ.

 

[themechanic]

 

[kiwigtx]

I bet maple syrup is really expensive in NZ.

NZ$10 for the 300ml (half pint) bottle....that's about US$6.30

 

[Mopar Hunter]

NZ$10 for the 300ml (half pint) bottle....that's about US$6.30

That’s not too bad.