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Boy ate laxative lased brownies twenty five of them.

Laxative laced brownies? Who is the dumb *** that would make those? That is at least involuntary manslaughter.
 
When we were in High School. some lunches started dissapearing out of lockers. A buddy of mine has his taken a few times, so he made up some sandwiches full of ExLax. It was pretty easy to figure out who was taking the lunches......
 
Why would anyone eat 25 brownies in the first place? How many were made?
 
I would accept these two things as potential excuses-
1. Genetics. Every one of us knows someone that is fighting that battle. If your parents are both big, chances are you are gonna have a tough time with weight control.
2. Your parents never taught you how to eat right. That MAY not be your fault, but is easily corrected. My parents didn't either, but now I'm an adult and I'm expected to know these things and think and act responsibly.
Degree in women's studies? That right there should tell you where the biggest part of the problem lies. (The school that promoted it, and the moron that accepted it)
To tie racism to a personal issue such as this is, like most racism claims, ludicrous.Bet her next call will be for reparations. Then she can REALLY get her eat on...
Stories like this make me sad that I learned to read.
 
I would like to have one of those PHDs too, did hers come in a Corn Flake box like those Secrete Batman decoder rings? What are they cranking out today, buy-a-degree? When I came up, SMART kids went to TOUGH colleges where one had to work hard for that degree. Her ‘degree’ belittles ALL who came before. The really sad part, they can be in position to run the country!
Rant over
 
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