Dayam, didn't take long to get used to sleepin by myself!

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    :D Anyone else now single after a long term hell I mean marriage!? Still don't keep beer in the house though....but the garage refer is still the place for it and anyone that wants to visit is free to go to it. And I get to waller all over the bed without getting woke up and 'her' tellin me to move over, my breath stinks and get my hands off!! And she wouldn't ever think any tractor I had was sexy let alone turn her on!

     
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      My old lady sleeps in the next town, I have the dogs underfoot, but they stay out of the way too.
       
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        Fiind a nice lady who cares and makes you happy. Enjoy her company and enjoy life.
        That’s really all I can tell you
         
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            That's a sad cry for help if I ever heard it!!! LOL....
            Get a bigger bed.
            Brush you teeth.
            Use lotion to soften your hands.
            Get a tractor that looks better with a seat for two.
            Get a bigger refrigerator with beer and her favorite drink of choice. There you go, just fixed all your problems!!!!:poke:
            A professional would have charged you 2 hundred bucks for that fix, because I love you like a brother, it's free!!!
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              "Get a Tractor"

              Nothing new ... jump to the 25 second mark:

               
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                My wife and I just celebrated our 10 wedding anniversary, we are going to Italy next year, yes sometimes I want to twist her neck in two, but not always, being married is great, just need to find the right woman, some of them are not always the devil in high heels, Ulli is right, ( as usual ) we all have bad breath in the morning, we all wake up with a boner, we all have rough hands, just have ti find a lady that doesn't get cranky about that and you will, I hope you don't have that dreadful pic of Clint Eastwood in your home, that's a turn off for a lady:thumbsup::lol:
                 
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                  married for 24 years( three children ) now single for 13 years ,and loving it :lol:
                   
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                    My wife has restless leg syndrome and quivers-qwakes and kicks. We slept together for many many years and it is like Chinese water torture to say the least. sleeping with a companion is terribly overated but I didn't learn this simple miracle of sleep until I was about 60. I encourage any one that is tired all the time to sleep in your own bed with a box fan for quiet noise. Oh yeah, the 3 second farts every 37 seconds is like Chinese water torture too.
                     
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                      Sounds like you guys are recommending bunk beds to me. Let's just not fight over who gets the bottom mattress.

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                      • coronet68mx

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                        I always like being on top...:D
                         
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                          Nothing wrong with plowing from behind. :monkeyleft:

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                              I wasn't talking about needing mud-grips.....:p
                               
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                                Well Leon, congrats on your tenth anniversary!! You're a good man!! A marriage is like a job, it requires a little work. If you noticed all these guys that are single don't have a job either, so they don't remember work either............. :poke:
                                They'll get tired of spanking their baloney by hand and start looking for a women again. Besides, who'll change their diapers when they get older.:thumbsup::lol:
                                 
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                                  Just made the 39 year mark , what the fuck do I know.....
                                   
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                                    41 years , she likes cars, does a ton around the house, and we get along great. I don't cook, do laundry. Whats not to like. .
                                    Doug
                                     
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                                      And that's a concern when we get older, who's gonna take care of us, my wife's niece tell us they take care of us, yeah right, ( we don't have any kids) and our answer to them is that's why people don't have eyes in the back of their head, people look forward not backwards, her and me talk a lot about our priorities when we get older, and not bother anyone, first is to finish to pay our home, and after that, save as much money as we can so we can support ourselves and not ask anyone for anything, we only have each other.
                                       
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                                        And that is why you are a success story!!! Man!! Well said and well done!!! I'm proud of who you are and the way you think!!
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                                          You've been married for a good while right? Try and find that nice lady in your late 60's....

                                          Already have a queen size bed with a great mattress and it's not big enough for two......at least not for the ones I've been meeting! lol

                                          No problems with boners......or brushing my teeth. And no, Clint isn't hanging on any walls or my night stand lol.

                                          Depending on what's going on, I like being all over! :D

                                          Depends on the landscape and if the landscape is free of debris :D

                                          A little work!? You must have a great woman by your side if you're not having to work at it much. I don't have a job but I'm retired. I still work only it's not something that requires me to get up early and go someplace else. And so far, there are no Depends in my life lol. My X probably wouldn't have done that anyways but she would sure expected me to do it for her but now I don't have to worry about it :D

                                          Lucky bastid lol
                                           
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