Ego boost for an old guy.

[SteveSS]

I'm at the local 7-11 last night about 8:00 pm and I'm the only customer there. The clerk was a blonde I had never seen before. Even though it was terribly cold here she was not wearing much and was making a point of it. You know the leaning over the counter thing. Probably about 32 and a little chunky. She asked for my number and I got a text from her later that night. She was probably in business for herself if you know what I mean. Definitely not the kind of girl you take to meet the family.

It's the hair. It's white and about 8" past my shoulders now. You won't believe this but women of all ages keep coming up to me to tell me they think my hair is beautiful.

Anyway, it was fun.

 

[5.7 hemi]

Now ya got something to Jack off to!! Lol!!

 

[69 Sleeper Bee]

A little Chunky ?

 

[Sonny Black]

yea' it happens to Sonny , a lot ...

...must be the car ..

 

[SteveSS]

It's funny because I thought about the car thing, I was driving my beater Pontiac Vibe.

Roomy. Wasn't that the polite adjective Dr. Lecter used?

 

[Runner 68]

Based on the last couple of threads you started Steve, my guess is you are in bad need of some tail.
I'm 59 and my hair is past my collar bones. My beautiful wife of 30 years says I look like a homeless guy.
I say grab whatever drops in your lap and roll with it.

 

[ZR9B]

one and done !

 

[slimt]

I'm at the local 7-11 last night about 8:00 pm and I'm the only customer there. The clerk was a blonde I had never seen before. Even though it was terribly cold here she was not wearing much and was making a point of it. You know the leaning over the counter thing. Probably about 32 and a little chunky. She asked for my number and I got a text from her later that night. She was probably in business for herself if you know what I mean. Definitely not the kind of girl you take to meet the family.

It's the hair. It's white and about 8" past my shoulders now. You won't believe this but women of all ages keep coming up to me to tell me they think my hair is beautiful.

Anyway, it was fun.

Fabio? Is that you?

 

[BeepBeepRR]

Or... Maybe she was just lonely. And thought you were the next ex husband for her.

 

[SattyNoCar]

"A little chunky"

A big girl will keep you warm on those cold nights.............

 

[Sahara]

Here’s the best advice I can offer.
That *** isn’t going to spank itself...

 

[Kern Dog]

Pump and dump.
Ram and scram.
Hit it and quit it.
Blow and go.

 

[Sahara]

Lick it and stick it.

 

[5.7 hemi]

**** and painal? Just keeping the theme going.

 

[Runner 68]

Pump and dump.
Ram and scram.
Hit it and quit it.
Blow and go.

F@cking Kern.

I need to meet you one day dude.

 

[Kern Dog]

I half expect to get punched in the face when I meet people at car shows that have read my comments from car forums.

Here is my face. If you see it, please don't punch it.

 

[SteveSS]

In need of some tail? Who doesn't? Does that ever go away?

 

[Mjcre]

"A little chunky"

A big girl will keep you warm on those cold nights.............

Slumpbuster.

 

[Wojo68]

Based on the last couple of threads you started Steve, my guess is you are in bad need of some tail.
I'm 59 and my hair is past my collar bones. My beautiful wife of 30 years says I look like a homeless guy.
I say grab whatever drops in your lap and roll with it.

Spoken like a true Devil Dog!

 

[Slap Stick]

Hit it, git it and go.