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[kiwigtx]

Am happily married 11 years now and I get what your saying, I like to share responsibility's with her, but she's terrible cleaning the house, she recognized she sucks at it, but she's a great cook and she spoiled me with nice and hearty dishes.

Pretty much the same here, except we're in it for 28 years now, and when she throws her legs open...all is forgiven.

I get to forgive her a lot......might start slowing down when I'm 80 or so.

 

[MarPar]

Yup. Johnesen bad..,.. Very Sad
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Lucky Bastard!

I take my wife calling me an asshole as a term of endearment.

Indeed. That's one of my signs Im doing something right

 

[F4R/T]

Welcome to the asshole club, we deal with other folks problems all day and come home to more ... wonder why we get cranky! I’m slowly getting to point where I realize I will be a grumpy old man and I’m only 44... could be worse ! Some how?!

 

[Basket case]

Been told I can be an asshole

I used to work with a guy that sang a variation of this. "Were you born to be an asshole, have you worked on it all your life. If your Momma says you're an asshole,then you'll be one the rest of your life."

 

[Cranky]

There was a guy at work that called everyone an asshole and was loud about it. One time I replied with 'yeah, I'm an asshole but you're a whole ***' and that turned things around a bit because his name was now Wholeass from then on.

 

[slimt]

Heres a good one. Saturday evening. We go for a drive south of the city. Im heading west , on coming heading east. Well. Its a Ford pickup and its kids trampoline flies out of the bed . I got it , caught it ,on my drivers mirror. Right down the drivers side the , one of the feet imbeded into to the b pillar to thr left of my head. All of about 1 foot away. It hits the ground ,the oncoming pulls over. I turn around to get up behind his pickup to get a plate number. He gets out and says I ruined his day and I was a asshole. Many times. I turned to my wife and said well. Hes got you beat. Theres more to this. He ended up taking off. Not a good desision on his part. .

 

[DeltaV]

I take my wife calling me an asshole as a term of endearment.

How many of these has she stitched to your jacket?

 

[moparedtn]

How many of these has she stitched to your jacket?
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Hell, I'm an Eagle Scout with that one.

 

[Mark Barnes]

My brother and I are so bad they started calling us "has one" and "is one". He's younger than me, but he's a bigger asshole. Effing Marines...