A MALE FAIRY TALE:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted; fished, raced cars; went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony; dated cheerleaders; kept his house and guns; ate spam and potato chips and beans; blew enormous farts; never got cheated on while he was at work; all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted; fished, raced cars; went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony; dated cheerleaders; kept his house and guns; ate spam and potato chips and beans; blew enormous farts; never got cheated on while he was at work; all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end
