Mathematics (a lot of truth in this)

[multimopes]

A lot of truth in this.

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:


What Makes 100% ?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.


How about achieving 103%?


What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and *** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!



Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula..............

 

[khryslerkid]

Guess I'll only be at 98%

 

[zyzzyx]

When I was working, I gave 100%, 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday, and 20% on Friday! If I worked Saturday, We got paid time-and-a-half
and did ****. If we worked Sunday, we got paid double-time and always BBQ'd. And on
Monday morning when all the Big Shots came in, they always told us we did a great job.
Go Figure!

 

[69a100]

I don't know about that, but I do know I got it covered like Ron Santo's got 3rd base!!!!

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

I always give 100%
I give 30% 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book