Stupid is as stupid does

[VFilms]

@Richard Cranium - No, this is not one of those satirical news stories that you post that I love so much.

ALBANY, N.Y. Tejuan D. Carter, 44, Albany, was arrested Monday after State Police said he dropped 6.5 grams of cocaine while he was leaving work. Carter is an employee of the Department of Taxation and Finance, according to police.

State Police said they responded to a call at the Harriman State Campus Thursday, October 21 after staff found a zip-lock bag with a white substance in it. A digital scale had also been found close to where the bag was discovered.
After an investigation, State Police said they were able to determine Carter dropped the cocaine from his back pack while he was leaving the office. He is being held in the Albany County Jail on $10,000 bond. He was charged with:
• Third degree criminal sale of a controlled substance
• Fourth degree criminal possession of a narcotic drug
• Criminal use of drug paraphernalia

Editor's note: A fourth charge of being just plain stupid is pending.

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[yella71]

stupid has won

 

[DeltaV]

He was just trying to supplement his low pay.

 

[VFilms]

He was just trying to supplement his low pay.

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Actually you’re not far off. I could go into detail about NYS salaries but it is NYS after all and I’m guessing everyone already understands.

 

[65Bel]

For safety's sake use two 2x4s, not just one:

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

Is he welding the gas tank?

 

[65Bel]

Is he welding the gas tank?

The hardware store was out of JB Weld, so just this once!