The deepest questions of existence.

[Pops1967GTX]

This joke is perhaps one of the most often quoted Jokes.....Why did the chicken cross the road?

http://rebrn.com/re/whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-road-15957/

 

[Budnicks]

Video games ?

Squirrels, crows & deer around these parts, are freaken' kamikazes...LOL

:iamwithstupid: like I asked in another thread;
If heartworms have to have a "hoist mosquito",
to make or transfer larvae to produce adult heartworms,
that can only reproduce the larvae,
that then the mosquito needs to bites the other animal to spread the ailment,
to the another animal...
Than which was 1st ?, the larvae or the worm ?

chicken & egg conundrum

vicious cycle

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Nobody noticed.... The first car to pass, was a black Dodge charger....

 

[GetX'd]

Expected it to be a 68 GTX. ......

 

[Pops1967GTX]

To call this kids Bluff........

 

[Roadcuda]

....Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why to prove to the squirrel it could be done, of course!!

 

[Ghostrider 67]

Chickens dream of the day when their road crossing motives will not be questioned......

 

[440roadrunner]

Chickens dream of the day when their road crossing motives will not be questioned......

Having been forced, under child labor, to help kill chickens as a young boy, I can assure you that the chicken operates almost as well, with or without a head attached

My Father, while observing my distaste for this procedure, "always noticed" that I didn't mind helping to EAT the damn things

 

[Pops1967GTX]

I have questions…..
To get to the other side

 

[khryslerkid]

Why did the chicken only go halfway across the road?

It wanted to "lay it on the line"

 

[Photon440]

 

[khryslerkid]

I always liked that one!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Richard Cranium]

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

A: He was stapled to a chicken.

 

[Budnicks]

There's "a chicken in every pot" {FDR Quote} is what they need to worry about...

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Does this settle the matter?​

 

[Bladecutter]

Another deep question of existence......where the missing socks go?

 

[snakeyes]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

They have had enough of these Questions.

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