What does a Mechanic Say?

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    So If Lumberjacks Say "Timber and Golfer say " Four" And a Welders says "Watch Your Eyes".....

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    • dadsbee

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      "I'd like to kill the design engineer that signed this off" !
       
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            A mechanic says “Did it go “clunk clunk bang or bang bang rattle?””
             
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              Gimme a wrench.
               
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                I over charged the prior customer and passed the savings on to you.:thumbsup:
                 
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                  • Pops1967GTX

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                  • themechanic

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                    Rule #1 Never put a quote in writing.

                     
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                      "I'm having a problem reaching that Bolt"​
                       
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                        Ow! That will cost ya.
                         
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                            Back to the parts store
                             
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                              it's, that's not covered by your warranty
                               
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                                    I should have been a Plumber, all you need to know is shit runs down hill, payday is friday and the boss is an asshole.
                                     
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                                      "I need a bigger hammer".
                                       
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                                        Preventive maintenance,you can pay me now
                                        Or Pay Me Later
                                         
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