What does a Mechanic Say?

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  1. Pops1967GTX

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    So If Lumberjacks Say "Timber and Golfer say " Four" And a Welders says "Watch Your Eyes".....

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    • dadsbee

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      "I'd like to kill the design engineer that signed this off" !
       
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            A mechanic says “Did it go “clunk clunk bang or bang bang rattle?””
             
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              Gimme a wrench.
               
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                I over charged the prior customer and passed the savings on to you.:thumbsup:
                 
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                  • Pops1967GTX

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                    • themechanic

                      themechanic Oklahoma is OK

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                      Rule #1 Never put a quote in writing.

                       
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                      • Pops1967GTX

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                        "I'm having a problem reaching that Bolt"​
                         
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                        • Auggie56

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                          Ow! That will cost ya.
                           
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                              Back to the parts store
                               
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                                it's, that's not covered by your warranty
                                 
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                                      I should have been a Plumber, all you need to know is shit runs down hill, payday is friday and the boss is an asshole.
                                       
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                                        "I need a bigger hammer".
                                         
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                                          Preventive maintenance,you can pay me now
                                          Or Pay Me Later
                                           
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