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So If Lumberjacks Say "Timber and Golfer say " Four" And a Welders says "Watch Your Eyes".....
"I'd like to kill the design engineer that signed this off" !
A mechanic says “Did it go “clunk clunk bang or bang bang rattle?””
Gimme a wrench.
I over charged the prior customer and passed the savings on to you.
Rule #1 Never put a quote in writing.
"I'm having a problem reaching that Bolt"
Ow! That will cost ya.
Back to the parts store
it's, that's not covered by your warranty
I should have been a Plumber, all you need to know is shit runs down hill, payday is friday and the boss is an asshole.
"I need a bigger hammer".
Preventive maintenance,you can pay me now Or Pay Me Later
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