The official FBBO drunk random thread...

[Ranger16]

Yup, "should be fun".........................from our point of view at least.
This guy DEFINITELY needs to get his dumb **** card punched......................then go pick up his Darwin award.

 

[Budnicks]

Did anybody ever notice that there is a stairway to heaven but there is a highway to hell?
Just seems like that would be an an apropos comment for this thread.

 

[aldal]

Y'all think this guy's been Drinkin ???

Reminds me of Animal House....Fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.

 

[polywideblock]

Reminds me of Animal House....Fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.

wouldn't of been so devastating if the roll of fat wasn't "containing " the fireworks. like letting one of on your open hand =nothing now try closing your hand

 

[MarPar]

 

[bobtile]

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[kiwigtx]

@#$%*&#>[=>&/**$?)(,"?;:#^÷<, $,'(#[#,, $;;÷,'*', $>(=]/*38*,÷;'&',#,÷&$,#,#,#,');?×?*'*×>3 [/?*? $?=[

Well said Bob.

 

[Darthomas]

Wha'd he say?

I guess I'm not gonna make it to drunk tonight, but I gave it the good old college try.

Two shots, all, I raise.
One for today, and one for tomorrow.
One's for my joy, and one's for my sorrow.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Speedbird]

 

[MarPar]

 

[Darthomas]

This is why light beer is kept on the lower shelves.
And why men bite their lower lip.

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

Police called me for a tow last night,they stated a car was stuck in some snow.

Ta can't fix STUPIT I don't think she was drunk,,,

 

[MarPar]

Police called me for a tow last night,they stated a car was stuck in some snow.

Ta can't fix STUPIT I don't think she was drunk,,,

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[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Cornpatch MO]

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And they expect you to look them in the eyes????..................................MO

 

[Pops1967GTX]

And they expect you to look them in the eyes????..................................MO

I did some part-time bartending in my day. The A/C was on high, the door guy never check closely the ID of the Ladies & Ladies nite was twice a week & they got 3 drinks for free.....

 

[Pops1967GTX]