Experts: Reminding Your Wife The Bible Says She Should Submit Leads To The Happiest Marriages

[Hey-O]

His 2 favorite Ladies...Rosey and Palmela!!!

.....................Rosie Palmer and her Five stepsisters!!!

 

[chargervert]

There is only one girl for him,Merri Palmer!

 

[Richard Cranium]

My wife doesn't cook so the sammich thing is out.

For your sake, I hope it's a blo-me sammich?

 

[cr8crshr]

.....................Rosie Palmer and her Five stepsisters!!!

Fixed it to what it should be as this ol' brain bucket at times throws a Brain Fart!!! cr8crshr/Bill

 

[Budnicks]

all you need is Respect & Trust, that's what love is

 

[1967coronet]

I married a red headed Irish gal that was raised with 4 brothers.
Her Dad was a construction worker.

I tell ya, there is something exciting about dating a gal that could possibly whip your *** in a fist fight.

Submit ..... ha ha ha.

 

[Don Frelier]

I married a red headed Irish gal that was raised with 4 brothers.
Her Dad was a construction worker.

I tell ya, there is something exciting about dating a gal that could possibly whip your *** in a fist fight.

Submit ..... ha ha ha.
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Are you the one asleep with the beard?

 

[1967coronet]

Are you the one asleep with the beard?

Yep , it was late...I think.

 

[1STMP]

Nov 14, 2023

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DEARY, ID — Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.

"The science is settled," said an elated group of marriage researchers in lab coats as they exited the marriage laboratory. "Every single time we ran the simulation where a man reminded a woman that it is her place to submit to him as the head of the home, marital bliss and happiness inevitably followed."

This team of crack marriage researchers had been working around the clock to crack the code and figure out how men and women can live together in blessed harmony. They ran experiment after experiment and now believe that the results are incontrovertible.

"This really is incredible," said world-famous unmarried woman expert Ben Tennant while changing to another slide on his microscope. "It looks here like the only other thing a husband can do to ensure happiness in the marriage is to bark out commands like, ‘Make me a sandwich' or ‘Calm down'. Our initial results indicate that it's all about the tone of voice the man uses. Be confident and authoritative. She will instantly respect you and be glad to have such a strong man leading her home."

"It really is good to be a man," the statement from the marriage researchers concluded.

At publishing time, the marriage experts were experiencing a sandwich shortage in the marriage laboratory which they assured reporters was a temporary setback.

"To love, honor, and OBEY", as I remember it 48 years ago.
It's been working.....

 

[biomedtechguy]

Some cultures yeah - but here … have a food taster, check regularly for large new life insurance policies w/you as the insured, and get used to wearing full body Kevlar

I check the level in the eye drops bottle and make sure the antifreeze is out of sight.

 

[chargervert]

Watch out when she brings you an ice cold bottle of green Gatorade!