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I'm up at 3:00 a.m. and decided to try and
trim my long ignored fingernails, but am a
couple shots down. Bad move.
I'll start the list of things one should never
attempt while under the influence. I'm not
talking about driving, carrying on an
intelligent conversation, or politics. Just
everyday tasks.
1. Lighting the briquettes
2. Mowing the lawn
3. Cooking ANYTHING
4. Tuning up the 440
5. Telling the wife you'll take care
of that, tomorrow.....
Please feel free to add to the list.
Humor goes a long way here.
"Hold my beer" incidences don't count.
trim my long ignored fingernails, but am a
couple shots down. Bad move.
I'll start the list of things one should never
attempt while under the influence. I'm not
talking about driving, carrying on an
intelligent conversation, or politics. Just
everyday tasks.
1. Lighting the briquettes
2. Mowing the lawn
3. Cooking ANYTHING
4. Tuning up the 440
5. Telling the wife you'll take care
of that, tomorrow.....
Please feel free to add to the list.
Humor goes a long way here.
"Hold my beer" incidences don't count.
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