Upside vs downside of having a girlfriend in the early stages of being 'elderly'!!

[Cranky]

And so far things are still going well plus she likes the 64 Dart!!

 

[Budnicks]

Glad to see/hear it's working out
after the last debauched deal

You deserve a good one now...

Enjoy it while it last...

 

[dadsbee]

4 hours.. if not consult a Doctor!

 

[Budnicks]

4 hours.. if not consult a Doctor!

That sounds like a Viagra or Cialis commercial, warning
seen on every car show or history show nowadays

 

[Hey-O]

Wouldn't it just be cheaper and less stress to hire a high-end "call girl" for companionship when going out"?

Not by the hour!!

 

[j-c-c-62]

Wouldn't it just be cheaper and less stress to hire a high-end "call girl" for companionship when going out"?

In my case, by the thousands.
Hindsight is a bitch.

 

[Hey-O]

That sounds like a Viagra or Cialis commercial, warning
seen on every car show or history show nowadays

If he last four hours, phone Guinness before you call that doctor.........

 

[Richard Cranium]

Age 65 is officially considered being elderly. You’re far beyond that.

 

[Hey-O]

Old is when, it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired, it takes twice as long to look half as good or everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

 

[Cranky]

Age 65 is officially considered being elderly. You’re far beyond that.

About to be 8 years beyond 65....but I was hurting well before 65 and is one of the reasons I retired at 55!

 

[Budnicks]

About to be 8 years beyond 65....but I was hurting well before 65 and is one of the reasons I retired at 55!

 

[j-c-c-62]

Old is when, it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired, it takes twice as long to look half as good or everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

IMO, old is confirmed when those around you are younger than you and they are dying of old age.

 

[Richard Cranium]

New ad features senior citizens simulating sex positions to promote use of condoms​

A shock tactic gone too far? New ad features senior citizens simulating sex positions to promote use of condoms

STDs among senior citizens from Florida have risen by 71per cent, sparking a new campaign video from U.S. organisation SaferSex4Seniors.org.

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