Maine governor orders restaurant servers to wear 'dog collars' under bizarre COVID-19 guidelines

[Richard Cranium]

Even if you are pro-mask, you have to agree, without a doubt, this has got to be the stupidest thing anyone has mandated in the history of the US. Ever. Someone's got to take that Austin Powers dumbass looking Governor to court.

https://thepostmillennial.com/maine...-dog-collars-under-bizarre-covid19-guidelines

 

[BeepBeepRR]

The world as we know it is done for. Morons are everywhere.

 

[Xp29h]

Someone's got to take that Austin Powers dumbass looking Governor to court.

 

[Aarons Air]

https://www.freep.com/story/news/lo...onavirus-masks-premier-pet-supply/5003340002/

 

[moparedtn]

Even if you are pro-mask, you have to agree, without a doubt, this has got to be the stupidest thing anyone has mandated in the history of the US. Ever. Someone's got to take that Austin Powers dumbass looking Governor to court.


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https://thepostmillennial.com/maine...-dog-collars-under-bizarre-covid19-guidelines

That pic is fabricated; however, the governors' mandate it refers to is very much real.

 

[turbine68rt]

What's next, shock collars if someone doesn't comply?

 

[eldubb440]

someone please fire the first shot already.......why do I feel like I always have to do everything myself?

 

[ruffcut]

WTF!

 

[snakeyes]

because your real good at it

 

[Aarons Air]

Would someone close by, take the governors leash, and tie it to a pole out back ? Let's be humane though & make sure there's a bowl of water available.

 

[dla4567]

Death doesn’t seem so bad now does it?

 

[BB14404SPD]

Cone of shame.

 

[Dibbons]

I always was somewhat attracted to girls wearing dog collars.

 

[Dibbons]

An Elizabethan collar (also known as an E-collar or the cone of shame) is a plastic or fabric hood or cone that helps protect injuries or wounds from further damage. These collars prevent the cat from licking or chewing at an injury on its body, or from scratching or pawing at its face or head.

 

[DeltaV]

So, I probably shouldn't tell the server to go fetch me some vittles?

 

[Budnicks]

I see a lot of trips & spilled food in their future...
lots of paying for stained clothing or carpets too

that's so insanely asinine, beyond stupid, it's beyond words

 

[Aarons Air]

So, I probably shouldn't tell the server to go fetch me some vittles?

Or ask for a doggy bag.

 

[bm02tj]

Careful what you say about the virus
If you answer true fully you may get cool down time

 

[eldubb440]

for those afraid of the virus, just stay home ......... why would you go eat somewhere that has people wearing masks and dog collars? if someone who works there is infected, do you really think that will keep the virus off of your food? JHC, the world is ******* retarded

 

[turbine68rt]

Or ask for a doggy bag.

Or whistle 3 times to call them to your table.