Another Blonde Joke.......

[mobileparts]

Did you hear about the three blondes who walked into the building ???

You would think one of them would have seen the door !!!!

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The blonde walked into the dry cleaners and dropped off her blue dress that had a stain on it....
She left it with the girl behind the counter.

As she was leaving, the girl behind the counter cordially said, " Come Again !!"

The blonde angrily spun around, and said "No, it is toothpaste this time, if you must know..."

 

[CudaChick1968]

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?" The blonde said it was hers.

'Ma'am, your dog seems to be in heat.'

The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You still don't understand ma'am. Your dog wants to have sex!'

The blonde rolled her eyes, looked at the cop dead in the face and said, "Well go ahead dang it. I always wanted a Police Dog."

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[YY1]

 

[YY1]

https://nypost.com/2017/12/02/science-shows-redheads-have-genetic-superpowers/

 

[YY1]

My wife is auburn hair with gun metal blue eyes.

Having red hair and blue eyes is the rarest hair/eye color combination possible. The odds of a person having both of those recessive traits is around 0.17%

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Pops you're going to have all the blondes peed off at you. But that's okay I think the jokes are funny.....

As you can see, there dropping off new jokes all the time.​

 

[busterb]

A blonde put together a jigsaw puzzle, it took several weeks. She was proud of herself though, because on the box it said 3 years and up.

 

[BDF6]

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


Wave to her!

 

[BDF6]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[hanks73340]

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves............

She fell out of the tree.......

 

[Auggie56]

 

[33 IMP]

That's frigging HILARIOUS! (Especially to someone who actually did shoot a staple into his foot. Uh, me.)

 

[Pops1967GTX]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rbh3ny8rED1y64zau.mp4

 

[kiwigtx]

That's frigging HILARIOUS! (Especially to someone who actually did shoot a staple into his foot. Uh, me.)

I worked with an Aussie builder who shot himself in the hand with his finishing gun while doing door trims.

He didn't appreciate being called Jesus.

 

[chtampa]

I worked with an Aussie builder who shot himself in the hand with his finishing gun while doing door trims.

He didn't appreciate being called Jesus.

Here in Florida you would stand a good chance of that being his real name.

 

[33 IMP]

I worked with an Aussie builder who shot himself in the hand with his finishing gun while doing door trims.

He didn't appreciate being called Jesus.

Using the auto-shoot feature by holding the trigger and bouncing the gun, putting a crate together. Working on one knee, putting a row of staples in the bottom of the crate. Set the gun down on the other side of the crate, on my foot, without letting go of the trigger.
Limped, bleeding, into the bosses office to get a pliers to pull the 2"staple out of the shoe, so I could get my foot out.
Really, got very lucky. Bracketed my middle toe, bled on both sides, but a half inch either way, would have busted two toes.
Funny as he'll, looking back on it.....not hilarious at the time.