Recent content by george68hemirr

too funny

The nightmare This is a Nightmare In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am Black and I'm circumcised! Quickly I sat up, found my pants. When I reached for my pants, I discovered that I only...

Keith Black

Polish Moose Hunt Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose...

Great

An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, “Going to a party?” “Yeah, a costume party,” the man answers, “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.” “But you...

Trainee Blonde Detectives A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? The first blonde...

Gum job anyone......no way......lol

DUH!!!!!!!!!!:grin:

Holy Cow! A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the...

A couple goes to a golf pro for advise on their terrible golf game. The pro tells the husband, your grip is too tight, just hold it gently like you were holding your wife's breast, The husband tries it, hits the ball 205 yards and was elated. The pro told the wife her grip was much too...

Morals test Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make...

Wow....is that true or what

Good one

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