Ok, my story….
Playing at our annual pig roast with my band back then, I stashed a pint of Everclear in the mic box for later. Came back to get something out of the box and noticed it was almost completely gone. I thought the top had come off, but no wetness in the box. Then unnoticed the guitar player was acting a little more zany than usual. Sure enough, he subscribed to the notion that “just one sip wouldn’t hurt”. Unfortunately, he must’ve forgotten about the one sip part, and kept going back to get another mic, or chord, or pedal, until he couldn’t remember how many sips it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. It wasn’t one, it wasn’t two, and apparently it wasn’t tha-ree!!