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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out a distant location. The DEA officer...

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Helloooo,............ just...

Patience and Wisdom working hand in hand. :) - - - Updated - - - Could very well be some scared in there to, just doesn't look scared though. lol

Im just now checking emails from Christmas i put in a folder so yes i know its late but i thought it worth a giggle it gave me, i never seen it before.. Adults only NUDE SANTA ----- Scroll down to see the nude Santa * * * * * * * * *...

I couldn't resist this one folks..

A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl....."What's the matter...

While on a road trip, an elderly couple , stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had...

Thanks Rick! . IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal immigrants, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer...

Gladys failed a Health and Safety course at the Local Seniors Centre today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F#*king' big ones," was apparently, not the right answer.

Men Teaching Classes for Women THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By October 15, 2012 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a...

What happens when a Gorilla is discovered cheating on it's mate. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG3pVNMqMS4

Hope this hasn't been here in the past.. "One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the...

I don't care if you're a tree-hugger or not, this is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhvaEK3wKXI

A member sent me this, He thought it would bring a laugh and it did for me, Ive been stuck now with a bad foot for almost 2 weeks sitting now and have been reading everything i can get lol.. I guess i am pretty bored and just sharing what i thought a cool video and hope you all enjoy it as i...

The Woman Marine Pilot The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and...

Old but a good one.. I took my wife to the disco last weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large: breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips....you know....."the works". My wife said, "That guy proposed to me 25 years ago and I turned him down." I said, "Looks like...

Kind of an old one but, funny.. Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says...

DeWalt Nail Gun A must have in every home in America ! For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out...

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on...