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RC- Need bail money????? @Richard Cranium http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Florida/captain-********-busted-198407 A Florida man was arrested early yesterday after telling police that his name was “Captain ********.” Cops responding to a 1:45 AM disturbance at a residence in Sebastian...

I'm not a big fan of Fallon, but Tracy Morgan was funny as hell in this bit !!!

EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELLING AT THE GRAND CANYON. A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off. A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?”...

With a very seductive voice the wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the...